Thursday, March 1, 2007


A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi. . . . There was no sign of alcohol involvement, Iniguez said, and the Coors Light beer can on the motorhome's dashboard appeared to be a decoration.


  1. "motor" burned for weeks after i drove a stripper from lodi one evening while drunk on coors light. nothing a good dose of penicillin can't cure. hooray for penicllin.