Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

rabbit-land in connecticut

yes, there is a jumping platform inside the land and a draw-bridge that connects to the bed.

...inside me, there is clearly a fat 8-year-old girl with social problems living out her rabbity dreams.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

New Blog. Got some props.

One time I asked Cheryl to give me some props because I knew some trivia question or something. She punched me in the face. Don't punch me in the face.

But check out another blog I've got smoking on these intertubes: Students Say the Darndest Things

The idea is that working in ministry with jr. high and high school kids there is NEVER a lack of hilarious things being said. So why not post them on the intertubes. And there' s a sweet gadget where visitors can txt their hilarity to me and I'll post it. So there you go.

And something pretty cool is that Josh Griffin, High School Pastor @ Saddleback & blogger posted about it.

Thanks Josh!

Students do say the darndest things...
Daddy: "Are you finished eating or not?"
Meka: "Not."

so white.

so, here is a blog that hits so damn close to home.

...i hate my people.

Monday, October 20, 2008


note the interest level in whatever i am saying


gear up for '09, suckas.
Meka: "Toilet paper, toilet paper, I love toilet paper."
Mommy: "Are you going to go or are you just pretending?"
Meka: "I just pretending. I tooted."

Monday, October 13, 2008

"...scatter the peoples that delight in war." // psalm 68.31

The Alphabet Song By Meka

a, b, c, e, f, g, h, I, j, k, l, o, p. q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y & z, now I know my a b c's next time j k l o p.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

painting the daytime black.

so, how come nobody told me dylan was having his first and probably last ever art show and sale in june. he just made a small number of prints for a couple dozen paintings he had done. of course they sold right away. why didn't anybody tell me? why didn't anybody supply me with thousands upon thousands of dollars to buy some of these prints? why didn'y anybody buy me a plane ticket to fly me and the money i was never given to England to the small gallery they were being sold from? why? damn it. why?

Friday, October 10, 2008

Meka Counting

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16...

Meka the Creator

Daddy: Who made the earth?
Meka: Dinosaurs.
Daddy: Who made the earth?
Meka: Meka.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

A Thing of Beauty

Since we're getting all political up in here, how about this big beautiful map?

By the way, Nate Silver is both an amazing baseball analyst and an insightful political one.

Needless to say his site is a must-read.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

seriously, this guy has RUINED top gun for me.

...i have always been confused as to why mccain keeps calling himself a lost calf. you?

mav·er·ick (māv'ər-ĭk, māv'rĭk) Pronunciation Key
An unbranded range animal, especially a calf that has become separated from its mother, traditionally considered the property of the first person who brands it.

by the way, last night was my weekly poker night (3 weeks in a row champ, thanks) and it obviously coincided with the debates. i recommend for the next debates picking a few key phrases and play a helluva lively drinking game. if there are 6 of you, for example, everyone can pick a word/phrase for someone else that when one of the candidates or pre-debate/post-debate moderator says, they have to drink. recommendations: 1) maverick 2) "reach across the aisle" 3) voting record 4) veteran 5) change 6) (and if palin or w. are involved) nucular

warning: please don't play this game on election day or sarah palin's half of the ticket could exploit the drunken goggles of joe six-pack wanting a hotter white house and earn the little lost calf the election.

hey rube


(hay roob)


noun: 1. A fight between members of a circus and the general public. 2. A call to rally circus members in a fight.