if anyone is looking for a birthday present for me, may i recommend stupid looking pants! or possibly a plaid scottish beret!
turns out i love golf.
i should never have hated the game of golf. i got confused by all the rich white people in ridiculous outfits celebrating their wealth via a classist, land-wasting activity. however, i have discovered the beauty of public courses and even saw a mexican there! a real live one too! ...is that wrong? sorry pedro. ...thanks for carrying my clubs.