SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Superhuman strength whilst sleeping.
After awaking from an especially violent dream, the "Slumberjack" (aka. Hercu-zzzzz's) finds his bedroom, house and entire zipcode in utter shambles.
Pretty much everyone wishes they could move objects with their mind. Pretty much no one wishes that the only object they could move is actor Greg Kinnear.
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