abridged

so...i used to be like this guy.

now, i am proud to say, i am more like on of the old ladies playing bridge.

that's right, sabrina and i are taking a class to learn to play bridge. we plan to make a living posing as volunteers in nursing homes claiming we want to learn bridge and then sharking the near-vegetables out of their life savings. what? free market.

actually, bridge seems pretty damn sweet.