manifest density.

something has been bothering me severely.

i mean, just eating away at my very core.

i know that back to the future is sacrosanct but -

okay, imagine you meet a friend in high scool named marty. and this is cool because you are a sci-fi loving nerd with no friends. now, as far as you can tell marty is "dating" this chick, lorraine, who you think is smokin' hot - and you know for sure that she is all kinds of into him. but then things happen, you knock out a meat-head named biff and you end up with her, no hard feelings.

that is all well and good.

but say that about 20 years later your son looks EXACTLY like that guy marty that your now wife was insanely into in high school. not only that but your kid himself, perhaps at her insistence (she did say she really liked the name) was named marty.

i think that you could only draw one conclusion...

your wife is a cheatin' ho-bag who had a rendevous with your long-lost high school friend, got pregnant by him, and named HIS kid after HIM. you are just a chump with a well-received science fiction novel. come on! it would literally be impossible for your child marty to look, act or sound any more like your friend from high school marty. hello, mcfly! anybody home? you got clowned by that tramp!


Scott's response:

I've thought a lot about this, too. It does seem quite odd. But then, I can hardly remember what the people I went to high school with looked like, even those I was friends with. And George never actually knew Lorraine was into Marty.

As soon as George laid out Biff, she fell for George, thus forgetting Marty (aided by her lack of sexual attraction to him).

Plus, it was only like a week. I've known you for 25 years and I usually forget you exist.

This leads to only one logical conclusion: "Back to the Future" is still the best movie ever.