Eschatology...For Men

So a while back Richard Schwartz & me & some other cats were goofing off about creating a cologne called "Eschatology for Men" that we could make some serious mammon off of by marketing to sucker Christians who purchase Jesus junk at Xian bookstores. My ticket to the riches of a televangelist. Alas...someone beat me to the punch...

http://www.virtueperfume.com/

I mean...seriously. Just look around the site a bit.

But wait! This is for WOMEN! My dream to produce Eschatology for MEN may still come to fruition!